Blessed are the wealthy for they are not losers.
Blessed are the bigots: for they shall find favor with Trump.
Blessed are the arrogant: for they shall be imitating Trump.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after money: for they shall be fulfilled.
Blessed are those who are stupid: for they shall be imitating Trump.
Blessed are those who deny science: for they shall find favor with Trump.
Blessed are the non-peacemakers: for they shall be just like Trump.
Blessed are they who watch Fox so-called news: for they do not want to know the difference between reality and fake news.
Blessed are ye, when Muslims, Blacks, the educated and women shall revile you, persecute you, and say all manner of evil against you because you believe in Trump, rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in Trump's eyes.
Think not that I have come to destroy the law. I have not come to destroy. I have come to mock the law and bend it to suit my purposes.
Whosoever therefore shall break one of my executive orders or not pay attention to one of my tweets and/or shall teach others to do so, he shall be called to account and persecuted: but whosoever shall do what I teach them, the same shall be called great like me.
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto
unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust, pat her ass or pinch her ass is acceptable because I have done so many many times.
Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself.
Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, hate them, curse them, and do terrible and hateful things to them that hate you. What do you have to lose?
Finally, be ye therefore perfect because I am perfect. And you know in your heart, you would rather be me.