Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Donald Trump in Haiku


Haikus

Like a casserole, 
Trump is layers of garbage 
baked into a man

Trump is so boring.
Predictable privilege,
predictable life

An American stain, 
Trump uses pulpits instead 
of therapy. Brave.

Trump wants attention
so much so much so
so much so much so

Trump is entitled
He thinks money entitles
So does everyone

When Trump thinks he can
Do a thing or thinks he can't
Do a thing, he's right

Unbelievable!
Unbelievable! Thank you.
Oh, that’s so beautiful.

No, I think nothing.
I’m a very public person,
even though I’m private.

I love Mexicans
I sell many apartments

to people from there.

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